party in the usa

so this weekend was labor day...i'm not sure about anyone else but that means time to party the last weekend of summer! so that's what me and my boys did. we went to a bar an hour away because that's the only place for us to truly party. on the way there my favorite new song came on...miss miley cyrus, "party in the usa" if you have not listened to it...you must go do it right now! its just a great song to get you in the mood to go out and dance and party.

at the club they have what is called, drink and drown! this is where you pay the $10 cover and you drink free till 1am. now for any of you out there who like to partake in adult beverages this type of situation, sounds like heaven! so needless to say we partook in this bliss of an evening which ended many many hours later in complete drunkenness!! but to rewind a minute, the club was packed it was the last big night of the summer and everyone was out. so as boys do, we started drinking and drinking which lead to dancing and more dancing. at one point in the night my friend literally passed out on my shoulder...now mind you i'm not that big of a guy. but i pick him up and cradle this guy in my arms and carry him to a bar stool out in the lower bar! this is not just a few steps, it was a totally separate part of the club and stairs were involved! so after we send him on his way home with a few other friends we go back to the bar and continue to drink and dance the rest of the night away. now to give you a few highlights: a cage dancing was involved, dancing with a multitude of different people in various forms of undress, neon lights everywhere, drag queens, and of course lots and lots of drinking.

so my favorite line of the song that inspired my great night...."get to the club in my taxi cab, everybody's lookin at me now, like who's that chick rockin the kicks? she's gotta be from outta town. so hard with my girls not around me, it's definitely not a nashville party, cause all i see hear are stilettos, i guess i never got the memo!"

so i made up my own little version, this is for all my girls from i-state..."get to the club in my taxi cab, everybody's lookin at me now, like who's that dude in his rockin jeans? he's gotta be from outta town, so hard with my girls not around me, it's definitely not a bally party, cause all i see hear are skinny jeans, i guess i never got the memo!"

but all i have to say is maybe i didn't get that skinny jean memo....but this bitch in his rockin jeans didn't go home alone....